House Rules #4

4. Alligator-skin shoes do not look “sharp”.

Their inherent pattern and finish are ridiculous and distracting. FAKE alligator-skin shoes are God-awful and can ruin your (a non-wearer’s) day with one unfortunate step into your line of sight. Ironically, they are a favorite amongst some of this country’s greatest sinners and (nearest to saints) clergymen.

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One Response to “House Rules #4”
  1. Kalvin says:

    Mezlan makes a sharp alligator oxford in brown or black. At $1K a pair, it might be too expensive for the average joe.

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