sock don’ts… (yes, more on socks.)

You know when you walk out of the house and forget the one thing you were supposed to bring? Well, this is kind of like that, except, well.. with socks.

1.)

I found this quote funny:

In a Perfect World

Speaking of Paul Smith, if money were no object I would only wear his socks. Immaculately manufactured and showcasing the man’s deft eye for colour, Paul Smith socks are the Christmas gift you won’t be returning.

In the real world, I don’t think I’d be imagining that the “perfect world” involves expensive men’s hosiery.

2.)

“Barefooting” Footwear company Five Fingers brings us the most hardcore sock known to man.  This soled-sock hybrid really has the wherewithal of Sylvester Stallone’s face.  So in 25 years after you think their career as foot-covering garments has long run its course, feel free to invest millions on producing the most unnecessary and dankly received comeback in footwear history as you go off barefooting in 20+ year past- expired Five Fingers poised to wage a one-man genocide on an indigenous troop of supposedly evildoers.

So, if you’re into going barefoot, but want to do so on jagged, rocky surfaces, yet want to maintain a presentable foot appearance, these are right up your alley… only $70.

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One Response to “sock don’ts… (yes, more on socks.)”
  1. Pablo Raul Trillion III says:

    Socks. What is in a sock. Some men don’t like to wear socks, especially when they do summer internships on Wall Street in New York City and think they are living the glamorous life. Although many may not know. Socks are needed to keep fungi and other unsanitary aspects of nature away from the foot due to dampness and the pure essence of funk.

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